August 2010 Archives

Liu Wei - Armless Pianist

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Very touching .... Well worth 6 minutes of your time ~
At age 10, he received an electrical shock from playing a video game. After 45 critical days, he regained consciousness, but found out he's lost both his arms.....
He said " I think I only have 2 choices in life, I can either die now, or live a wonderful life".  His choice was obvious....


The Wise Old Man

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特警 - Special Police

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If You Are Over Forty

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR THOSE OVER
FORTY YEARS OLD

         1. Focus on enjoying people, not on indulging in or accumulating material things.
         2. Plan to spend whatever you have saved. You deserve to enjoy it and the few healthy years you have left.
        Travel if you can afford it. Don't leave anything for your children or loved ones to quarrel about. By leaving anything, you may even cause more trouble when you are gone.
         3. Live in the here and now, not in the yesterdays and tomorrows. It is only today that you can handle.
        Yesterday is gone, tomorrow may not even happen.
         4. Enjoy your grandchildren (if you are blessed with any) but don't be their full time baby sitter. You have no moral obligation to take care of them. Don't have any guilt about refusing to baby sit anyone's kids, including your own grandkids. Your parental obligation is to your children. After you have raised them into responsible adults,  your duties of child-rearing and babysitting are finished. Let your children raise their own offsprings.
         5. Accept physical weakness, sickness and other physical pains. It is a part of the aging process.  Enjoy whatever your health can allow.
         6. Enjoy what you are and what you have right now.  Stop working hard for what you do not have.  
        If you do not have them, It's probably too late..
         7. Just enjoy your life with your spouse, children, grandchildren and friends.  People, who truly love you, love you for yourself, not for  what you have. Anyone who loves you for what you have  will just give you misery.
         8. Forgive and accept forgiveness. Forgive yourself and others. Enjoy peace of mind and peace of soul.
         9. Befriend death..  It's a natural part of the life cycle. Don't be afraid of it.  Death is the beginning of a new and better life.  So, prepare yourself not for death but for a new life with the Almighty.
         10. Be at peace with your Creator.  For. . . He is all you have after you leave this life.

         JUST 19 WORDS

         GOD OUR FATHER,
        WALK THROUGH MY HOUSE
        AND TAKE AWAY ALL MY WORRIES
        AND ILLNESSES;
        IN JESUS ' NAME. AMEN


         This prayer is so powerful.
         Pass this prayer to 12 people including
        me. THANKS! 


  
This is a strong REMINDER and WARNING to all of our loved ones at HOME, DORMITORIES, HOTELS and living quarters.
Operating LAPTOPS in bed or in carpet - is DANGEROUS and it KILLS!
Read and think it a hundred times!


 "A family lost their 25 years old son in a freak fire accident at home June 4th. This is exactly what happened. The son had graduated with MBA from University of Wisconsin-Madison just two weeks earlier and had returned home from the campus for a day.

    He had lunch with his dad at home and decided to go back to clean up his room at the campus. However, his dad told him to wait and see his mother before returning to the campus as she was due back from work in couple of hours. He decided to take a snooze while waiting for his mom while his dad went out.

    Neighbors called 911 when they saw black smoke coming out of the house.The 25 year old  died in the three year old house. It took several days of investigation to find out the cause of the fire. It was determined that the fire was caused by a lap top in bed.

    When the lap top is on the bed, the area below it is blocked and the cooling fan does not get air to cool it and that is what caused the fire. The boy did not even wake up to make any effort to get out of bed as he died of massive carbon monoxide inhalation. The purpose of this "forward" is to make the receiver aware that most of us use our lap top in bed and often go to sleep with it next to us. Please make it a practice not to do that. The risk is very real. Make it a rule not to use the lap top on bed."


    Fires have indeed been caused by laptops left on beds or couches. An August 2009 CBC news reports describes a case in which a Vancouver man died in a fire caused by an overheating laptop. The report notes:
    The fire started after the computer was left on a couch, plugged in and turned on. Because of the lack of ventilation under the laptop, less than an hour later the lithium-ion battery overheated and burst into flames, sparking the fire that eventually killed the man.

    In fact, a number of other laptop related fires have also been reported over the last few years.

HOW SMART ARE YOU?

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Quiz :This should help stimulate the old grey Cells.  Watch out for trick questions!

    ( Answers at bottom of page )

1.  Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?


 
 2.  Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?


3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?



5.  How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?


7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible???

8.  In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
9.  What was the US President's Name in 1975?


10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?


11.  Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

12.  If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
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Here are the Answers


1.
 Why are 2009 dollar bills worth more than 2008 dollar bills?
Answer:  It's a dollar more.
 
2.
 Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Answer:  Johnny of course
 
3.
 There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer:  Meat.
 
4.
 Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.

5.
 How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
 
6.
 What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer:  Incorrectly
 
7.
 Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere

                                                                8.
 In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

                                                                 9.
  What was the President's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - B. Obama

 
10.
 If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

 
11.
 Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow

 
12.
 If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack
Having the right to do something doesn't necessarily make it the right thing to do........

善待自己 的膀胱

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一般來說,正常的膀胱當尿液達到 150cc 時,就會有初步的尿意,這個訊息,大概只在大腦停留 1 秒 ,一閃就過了;
而當尿 液增加到 200c c 時,尿意就會顯得比較強烈,大部分的人如果沒有特別留意,選擇不去上廁所,膀胱還是容許繼續憋著。

不過,當 膀胱尿液容量增加到 400cc 時,就到了非 解不可的地步。
但膀胱這個容 器可是有伸縮彈性的,雖然是非解不可,
但如果你強忍著尿意,膀胱可允許的容量甚至可以達到 800cc 、甚至 1,000c c 。

通常,如果要給「憋尿」下一個定義,必須要將相當富彈性的尿 液數量化,
一般來說,有 200cc 以上的容量,就算是在憋尿了。

善待自己 的膀胱

應付競爭越來越激烈的上班環境,許多上班族都在不知不 覺中養成憋尿的習慣,
上班族 一定要善待自己的膀胱,千萬不要養成憋尿的習慣,否則年紀日漸增長之後,膀胱將會 把你所有的虐待「連本帶利」還給你。

現代人因 為來自社會的壓力大增,每個人面對不同的工作型態,也有不同的工作環境,大家也各 自發展出自己的生存法則,
但 是在與時間競爭下,能省一段時間就是一段時間,當然廁所也是儘量少上為宜,
甚至還有人! 以自己能長時間憋 尿沾沾自喜, 以為自己很有「力」。

其實憋尿 對自己的泌尿系統多少會造成傷害,狀況輕微的話,會造成尿道、膀胱發炎,小便會有 灼熱感,甚至會出現刺痛的狀況;
再進一步會讓自己產生強烈的殘尿感,敏感的尿意會讓自己不斷的想上 廁所,甚至連膀胱都已排空還會想上廁所,
如果狀況嚴重,將會導致腎臟發炎,甚至長期住院。

因此,上班族千萬不要刻意憋尿;但也不要矯枉過正、過猶不及 都不好,一有尿意就要上廁所也沒必要;
如何找出一個「憋與不憋」的平衡點。

此外,雖 然泌尿科醫師建議每天要喝 2 千到 3 千 cc 的水,
但是為了避免憋尿,也要依照 自己的工作性質調整自己喝水的節奏,才能讓自己喝得健康。

記住,膀胱也算是消耗品,如果年輕時沒有好好地對待它,濫用膀 胱的收縮與感覺,
一旦年紀增 長,! 膀胱就會將你年輕時對它的虐待,「連本帶利」的還給你,讓你飽受「少年不努 力 、老大徒傷悲」之憾。

看 完了嗎?  先去尿尿吧 !




為了身體健康著想 ,不要再喝了

1. 橘子汽水(芬達):
他們現場開了一罐芬達,而且也照著罐子上的汽水成分說明,另外準備了一模一樣的材料,現場示範,
結果果然調出來的飲? ⑨M芬達一模一樣,而且除了水、糖以外,其餘的都只有化學原料,真的很可怕? I!

2. 非鮮搾的柳橙汁:
這是人工合成的飲料,先將柳橙泡過鹽酸(就是用來洗廁所的)以後,使其皮去除苦味、軟化纖 維,
之後,再加入 色素、香精、以及維他命C ,這就是我們喝的柳? 磳纂I
天然的柳橙汁的成本是不可能這麼便宜的,千萬要看清楚成分!!

3. 雞蛋蜜豆奶:
所謂的雞蛋並不是添加雞蛋,而是添加含有蛋的香料,吃多了有害身體健康!!

4.芋頭奶茶:
工作人員拿出一包向「休 X 小 X 」買的芋頭粉,再加上溫水,現場就變成了一杯芋頭奶茶,而且味道很香喔!(因為是香料)。
然後又拿出前3 天所泡的芋頭奶茶,結果發現有固體的沈澱物,更恐怖的是,又拿出前 5 天泡的,
天啊!居然變成藍色的,而且打開後有惡臭,真的很臭!
天然的東西壞掉後,會產生酸味而不是惡臭味,只有化學藥品才會產生惡臭!
突然之間我覺得我們身體就像是裝化學原料的瓶子,慢慢被侵蝕。

5. 市面上有很多所謂的 咖啡、 水蜜桃、茉莉、芋頭口味的東西,例如 加 味水、果凍、餅乾,甚至 肉燥泡麵的肉燥包 ,
這些東西都是添加香精調配出來的,因為工作人員有拿上述的 香精(液體)給我聞,
天啊!味道一模一樣,就是平時我所聞到的味道,而這些香精都是化學原料,因為工廠為了要大量生產、減低成本,
所以就會使用香精,但是香精是化學品,有些並不一定會被我們肝臟解毒,久了,就會沈澱在我們身體裡,
最後沈澱多了,就會讓我們生病、得癌症,
 
現在最新統計,每 3 人就會有一人得癌症,所以請你們相信我,吃東西還是天然的最好,吃之前看清楚它的成分吧!

感 謝你們耐心讀完了,因為你是我的好朋友,是我關心、在乎的人,所以我希望大家都能 健健康康的,
因為沒有健康,就沒有一切了!!所以我從今天起,再也不會吃那些化學品(就等於藥),
把自己當成藥罐子了,我要健康一點,所以希望你們每一個人也都能健健康康的喔!祝福大家!!


1.食肉菌偏方,大家抄低,以防萬一!
2.請不要再同時將烤肉跟汽水一起食了

1. 話說狄波拉的飛機師老公阿江之哥哥,在馬來西亞被食肉菌侵蝕,由小腿爛上大腿,醫生鋸完小腿,又鋸大腿,然後另一條腿又跟住潰爛,向上蔓延;正當群醫束手無策之際,一位奇醫獻了一方,看似平平無奇,但出現奇績,數劑之後,竟將惡菌殺清,埋口痊愈。這次在香港相遇,阿江已將奇方交了給筆者(即亞樂),狄波拉好心腸,囑亞樂將之公開,希望幫到人,現將這條奇方再轉給大家:-

杜仲五錢
紅棗十枚
黨參八錢
熟地五錢
杞子五錢
 
這五味並非煎藥,而係煲湯,即係與排骨或雞同煲。
 
注意:如煲雞必須先除雞皮,份量隨意,煲好兩大碗湯,於飯前飲下,每日一劑,直至潰爛埋口!
 
食肉菌近年已在世界各地出現,美、加、香港也有,這類細菌包括海水中之弧菌、A型鏈球菌和B型鏈球菌....等,其中B型鏈球菌普遍存在於人體腸內,向來平安相處,但由於濫用抗生素,導致細菌突變,如人體免疫力降低,便被侵蝕。
 
在香港,此類球菌逐年上升,單是瑪麗醫院,去年便有五百多宗個案,兩年來已有五人被食肉菌吃掉,又有數十人被惡菌入血、上腦。
 
2.不要再同時將烤肉跟汽水一起食

天啊∼這實在是太可怕了!

根據一項最新的科學研究顯示,烤肉時如果搭配可樂一同飲食的話,會有導致骨癌的危險喔!烤肉是許多人的最愛,即使烤肉的美味程度可能依照負責烤肉的人的手藝而有很大的落差,可是烤肉仍舊是團體活動的熱門首選。不單是青年學子們的團體活動喜歡舉辦烤肉,烤肉現在在台灣已經被許多家庭當成家族團聚時的活動形式之一了,中秋烤肉最初只是中南部盛行,後來這股風潮逐漸蔓延,現在已儼然是全台灣的習俗了!

可是您知道嗎?由於烤肉在薰燒的過程裡,並非只是單純的以火加熱讓肉變熟,肉在加熱的過程中也受到木炭及燃料所產生的煙薰,而這些因為煙薰而變熟的肉跟經由加熱變熟的肉在分子結構上是不同的,而這種分子結構上的不同,在進入人體被消化分解之後,將在我們的體內產生截然不同的影響!

如果只是喝可樂或者吃烤肉倒不會有太大的關係,只要不過量都不至於影響我們的健康,但是如果這兩樣食物搭配在一起同時進食的話,可樂當中所含有的咖啡因會加速薰燒食物分解後的碳離子活動,並且進而使得體內氨基酸的鍵不按照應有的方式鏈結,這被稱為JAJ現象。但是JAJ現象究竟如何導致骨癌仍是尚未完全清楚的謎,目前已經獲得證實的是JAJ現象將連帶導致體內的G.WHAHULANNO反應,體內的鈣離子將無法結合而連帶使得體內的鈣質嚴重流失。糟糕的是,由於人體有自行修復的機制,因此當鈣質嚴重流失的時候,我們人體會自動產生DNB反應,而極可能是DNB反應遇上JAJ現象的時候,極容易使骨細胞產生病變,導致骨癌。

這是一項極新的報導,請千萬不要忽視這件事情!如果你還在以可樂搭配烤肉的話,請別再這麼做了!如果兩者皆是您熱愛的食物,那麼至少請不要同時吃它們吧 。

 




Google Translation

Chinese Herbal Medicine for Flesh Eating Bacteria

  • 1. Flesh-eating bacteria recipe, we copy low, just in case!
  • 2. Please do not while eating a barbecue together with soft drinks

1. The words of Deborah's river pilots husband A brother, flesh-eating bacteria in Malaysia has been eroded by the bad leg on the thigh, the doctor saw complete leg, they saw the thigh, and then they catch up the other leg ulceration, upward spread; legitimate group practice helpless occasion, a singularly doctors offer the party, seemingly mediocre, but the miracle occurs, after a few doses, and describing the evil of killing bacteria, neutralizing recovered. The encounter in Hong Kong, Ah Jiang Qi Fang has been paid to the author (ADB Music), Deborah kind heart bade Asian music to the public, hoping to help the people, now this odd side and then refer to you: -

  • Eucommia five money
  • Dates 10 Codonopsis eight money
  • Rehmannia five money
  • Qian Qi Zi 5

This punch is not a medicine or the Department of soup, that is, with ribs or chicken with the Department of pot. Note: you must first addition to chicken skin chicken pot, amount of random, two good soup pot, in the drink before the meal, one dose per day until the sores neutralizing! Flesh-eating bacteria in recent years, there have been all over the world, the United States, Canada, Hong Kong has, the type of bacteria, including Vibrio in seawater, A and B streptococcus Streptococcus. . . . And so, in which B streptococcus commonly found in human intestines, has always been peaceful coexistence, but the abuse of antibiotics, resulting in bacterial mutations, such as lowered immunity and can be eroded. In Hong Kong, these bacteria increased year by year, the Queen Mary Hospital alone, there were more than 500 cases last year, two years, five people were flesh-eating bacteria have been eaten, there are dozens of people were evil bacteria into the blood, the brain.


2. Not to the same time, eat barbecue together with soft drinks


Oh, my God this is terrible! According to a latest research shows that if the BBQ together with a diet cola, then the risk will lead to bone Oh! BBQ is a favorite of many people, even if the taste of barbecue barbecue for those who may be in accordance with the craft and there is a difference, but the barbecue is still a popular choice for group activities. Not only the activities of a group of young students who like to hold barbecues, barbecue now many families in Taiwan has been the activities as a family reunion, one of the forms, and widespread in central and southern Mid-Autumn Festival BBQ initially, then gradually spread this trend, now as if Taiwan's customs it! But you know what? As the smoldering barbecue in the process, not just a simple change to the fire heat so the meat cooked, the meat in the process of heating and fuel have also been produced by charcoal smoked, while those for smoked meat become familiar with through Heating changes the molecular structure of cooked meat is different, which the different molecular structure, the decomposition into the body after being digested, the body will be created in our very different effects! If you only drink Coke or eat barbecue is not quite the relationship would be too much, so long as is does not affect our health, but if these two together, while the consumption of food with it, cola contains caffeine which will speed up the smoldering food decomposition of carbon-ion activity, and thus makes the key amino acids in the body the way not in accordance with proper links, this phenomenon is known as JAJ. However, the phenomenon of how JAJ cause bone cancer is still not entirely clear mystery has now been confirmed that JAJ phenomenon will lead to the body of G. WHAHULANNO joint response, the body will not be binding to calcium ions caused the severe loss of body calcium . Worse, because the body has its own repair mechanism, so when a serious loss of calcium, we will automatically generate DNB body reaction, which reaction is most likely DNB phenomenon encountered when JAJ, very easy to make bone cells to produce disease, lead to bone cancer. This is a very new reports, please do not ignore this matter! If you are still in cola with barbecue, please stop doing it! If both of you love food, then at least they do not also eat it.


Colon cancer  (colorectal cancer) is the large bowel cancer.  It is one of the msot common form of cancer among boomers.  Many colorectal cancers are thought to arise from adenomatous polyps in the colon. They are usually benign, but some may develop into cancer over time.

Symptoms of Colonl Cancer

Some people have  no symptoms in the early stages.   Common symptoms include the following:

  • Abdominal discomfort e.g., pain, bloating, cramping, fullness
  • Change in bowel habits
  • Constipation or diarrhea
  • Narrow stools
  • Nausea and vomiting

if you have any of these problems, it's important to see your doctor right away so the cause can be found and treated, if needed.




 
    This is  pretty good information. Ever thought about key cards containing anything  other than an access code for the room?!  

    HOTEL  KEY CARDS

    Ever  wonder what is on your magnetic key card?

    Answer:
    a.  Customer's name
    B.  Customer's partial home address
    c.  Hotel room number
    d.  Check-in date and out dates
    e. Customer's  credit card number and expiration date!

    When  you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for  any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner.. An  employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device,  access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your  expense.

    Simply  put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee  reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's  information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous  guest's information is erased in the overwriting  process.

    But  until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a  drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!

    The  bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them.  NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them  into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you  for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of  valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any  simple scanning device card reader.

    For the  same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the  card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it  home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic  information strip!

    If you  have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times.. Then  try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the  card.

    Information courtesy of : Metropolitan Police Service.


Recently I have added calcium  tablets to the daily supplements.  This is recommended by the family doctor when I told him I have slight pain in the anterior of the lower lumber.  Sometimes the pain is in the hip areas.   It is a very slight pain whenever I try to stand up from a seating position.  This is a sign of the weakening of the bodily muslces and bones or the aging of the muscle- skeleto system.


The result of the calcium supplement is apparent.   The pain I used to have (mentioned above) are almost gone.   I feel  stronger and my body movements are now much improved, almost free like a young man.      


Calcium

  • An essential mineral for the body development and maintenance of bones and teeth

Magnesium
  • works closely with calcium to help build bones
  • Conduct nerve impluses
  • Contract  muscles

MSM
  • Useful for pain relief and anti-inflammatory benefits

Vitamin D
  • Helps to incorporate calcium into the bones
  • Helps in the development and maintenance of bones and teeth.

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Hello Boomers & Boomer Women

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The following is a simple guide to choose your glucosamine:

Glucosamine Sulphate

  • Helps with osteoarthritis mobility
  • Protects against cartilage deterioration

Glucosamine Chondroitin

  • Helps prevent cartilage deterioration
  • Reduces or eliminatges pain
  • Improves joint function

Glucosamine Chondroitin MSM
  • Relieves pain
  • Eleminates inflammation

It is important to speak to your doctor before you use any glucosamine. 

生什麼病吃什麼水果

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This is an email from Karen, a buddy of our parish.   I append here for all boomers and friends:


WE just NEED to be reminded sometimes...... Those of You Born
 1930 - 1979


 TO  ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
 First, we survived being born to mothers
 Who smoked and/or drank while they were
 Pregnant.
 
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing,
 Tuna from a can and didn't get tested for diabetes.
 Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-base paints.
 We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles,
 Locks on doors or cabinets and when we rode
 Our bikes, we had baseball caps not helmets on our heads.
 As infants & children,

 We would ride in cars with no car seats,
 No booster seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no brakes.
 Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a warm day
 Was always a special treat.
 We drank water

From the garden hose and not from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends,
From one bottle and no one actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and bacon.
 We drank Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.
 And, we weren't overweight.

 WHY?
 Because we were
 Always outside playing...that's why!
 We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
 As long as we were back when the
Streetlights came on.

No one was able
To reach us all day.. And, we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps
 And then ride them down the hill, only to find out
 We forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes
 a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
 We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's and X-boxes.
 There were no video games, no 150 channels on cable,
 No video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's,
 No cell phones,

 No personal computers, no Internet and no chat rooms.
 WE HAD FRIENDS
 And we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth
 And there were no lawsuits from these accidents.
 We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt,
 And the worms did not live in us

 Forever.
 We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and,
Although we were told it would happen,
We did not put out very many eyes..
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and
Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just
Walked in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team.
Those who didn't had to learn to deal
With disappointment.
Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law
Was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of the best
Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.
 The past 50 years

Have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal with it all.
If YOU are one of them?

CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others
who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the
lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives
for our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know
how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house
with scissors, doesn't it ?

 The quote of the
 month is by Jay Leno:
 "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,
 mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms
 tearing up the country from one end to another,
 and with the threat of swine flu
 and terrorist attacks.

 Are we sure this is a good time
 to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'
For those that prefer to think that God is not watching over us... ..go ahead and delete this.

For the rest of
us...pass this on.
A Small Prayer!
God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who you let walk away,

who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go..
I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll do it for you.
When there is nothing left but God, that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this.
Father,

God bless my friend in whatever it is that You know they may need this day!
And may their life be full of your peace, prosperity, and power
as he/she seeks to have a closer relationship with you.
Amen.

Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you Within hours you will have caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.
 P. S... Five is good, but more is better

Boomer's Translation Joke

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Do you understand the following.  It is a Google Translation of my previous post.  A Chinese poetry about today's people in the workplace.   It is a piece of joke.  It makes my day, buddies.  

Remember to read the Chinese version first before you read the translation.  If you don't understand Chinese, continue to read on and get the juice out of this piece of translation joke.  Have a good day.  


Working papers - working with living beings

Seven must Poetry!

Six months of unemployment back to the workplace, dressing of chicken Firecrackers God, started to be radiant in this, behold the world state changes Yan Liang


Intestinal sweeping lady know and see more prize won, BA MA Well fragrance, because the presence of Dr.


Assistant to the hundreds of people compete, the ideal man must Well, mosquito count in the last five or six thousand, ten months unparalleled food


Million for the next person on the two-year contract to install incense, enhanced false phenomenon, forced to play to your talents


Fault repair dripping air-conditioners, computers poisoning you when calamity, the most common toilet repair the old small seat frame to maintain


Typing copy writing, free messenger and clean windows, do the midnight show early field, working seven days really unscrupulous


Mon inspection to Nanchang, Tuesday to meet a customer in Xinjiang, Mongolia Wednesday closing bad accounts, Thursday Chongqing nail boxes


Friday Dongguan drying sausages, Saturday return of daylight, Sunday overtime useless reward, at last ulcer


Appreciation of the lives they must correspond to superior play lambs against subordinates to recognize, treat colleagues to be courteous


Company culture has become look, you do not understand must persevere, Active Members will grab, subordinates do not forgive mistakes


Boss trouble I was Fen Chang, a meeting is like shooting galleries, more than one inflatable plug into the stomach, trouble shooting hand finished really great


Rework tragic past to become a prostitute, because the situation is more important than people, unfortunately only play mentally retarded, only at the end of a grain


Smiling face look like installed, such as exposure to fairs, this pressure can not think, will go on like oxygen


Intended to leave to rest, the old thin face like a stepmother, talk anymore unless too long service life, and return dark grief


Rare not remember his wife and children, dinner rice bean paste, home is only four walls, the toilet singing karaoke OK


Shenxinpilei from melancholy, really want to return home to planting, or when the monks of Shaolin, unwittingly into the sleep


Dream to see Wen Tianxiang, the temple to help people read face, waving to me holding a field, scrutinize the palm face view


The message for me to Japan, longer, businesses can be more than taste, to learn to be patient, as long as the upward striving heart


Winkle promotion pay up, home with Mother of vehicles, clouds are cleared and see the sun, the wide sea Ren Feixiang


Leaving the U.S. dollar tips, Intertek shiny eyes straight, eyes, or four walls, side, or a child your mother


Face wash clean teeth to open the window, breakfast toast frozen duck, no exaggeration to say above all is the great masses of workers

工作篇 - 打工眾生相

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七言絕詩!

失業半年返職場,劏雞還神燒炮仗,開工本應喜洋洋,誰知世態變炎涼 ·


掃地阿嬸識雞腸,看更得過文學獎,學士碩士唔馨香,皆因博士也在場 ·


助理一職百人搶,人工一定唔理想,五六仟蚊算中上,十二個月無雙糧 ·


萬人之下一人上,簽約兩年要裝香,資源增值假現象,強逼發揮你所長 ·


冷氣滴水修故障,電腦中毒你當殃,修理馬桶最平常,老細座架要保養 ·


打字影印寫文章,有空送信兼抹窗,早場做到午夜場,七天工作真無良 ·


週一驗貨到南昌,週二見客在新疆,週三蒙古收爛賬,週四重慶釘木箱 ·


週五東莞曬臘腸,週六返港天已亮,週日加班無補賞,晚上終於胃潰瘍·


對住老板要讚賞,對應上司扮羔羊,對付下屬要表揚,對待同事要禮讓 ·  


公司文化漸端詳,不懂都要頂硬上,同事有功必定搶,下屬有錯不原諒 ·


老細鬧我正粉腸,開會猶如打靶場,比人插到胃氣脹,鬧完仲要拍手掌 ·


返工慘過去當娼,皆因形勢比人強,無奈只有扮智障,只為月底一份糧 ·


笑臉迎人裝模樣,像是置身於歡場,這種壓力無法想,長此下去會缺氧 ·


打算請假來休養,老細面孔像晚娘,再講除非嫌命長,返回座位暗神傷 ·


妻兒少見無印象,晚餐白飯豆瓣醬,家裡只有四面牆,卡啦OK 廁所唱 ·


身心疲累自惆悵,真想回鄉去插秧,或是少林當和尚,不知不覺進夢鄉·


夢裡見到文天祥,廟前幫人看面相,招手要我捧個場,端詳面相看手掌 ·  


贈言我來日方長,各行各業可多嘗,虛心學習要忍讓,只要奮發心向上·  


挖角升職薪水漲,有家有娘有車輛,撥開雲霧見太陽,天空海闊任飛翔 ·  


臨行美金作打賞,天祥雙眼直發亮,睜眼還是四面牆,身旁還是孩子娘 ·


擦牙洗面打開窗,早餐多士凍鴛鴦,以上所講無誇張,全是打工眾生相 ·


Wow really amazing!

Scroll down to and work out the math step by step.
Dont't see he answer before you
try this  calculation exercise,  or else lose the fun!!

It probably took 15 seconds
You may use your calculator to help you:

[1] First of all,  Pick a number (0.1.2 .3.4.5.6.7.8.9)

[2] Multiply this figure by 2

[3] then,  Plus 5

[4] and multiply by 50

[5] then plus 1760 

[6] The final step, use this number subtract the year you were born (AD's)

Now you have a three-digit number;

The first digit: is the number you choose to start with

The next two digits: that is your  age 
 

Please let your friends share this game.

and  spread the joy out of it?!



Chinese translation


哇 真是奇妙 !

向下捲動, 看答案之前,
請先試著做答, 要不然就失去樂趣了 !!

大概會花 15秒吧
一面讀一面做【如果您的數學不好   建議準備一台計算機  來協助您  】 :

[1] 首先 ,隨意?挑一個數字( 0.1.2 .3.4.5.6.7.8.9)

[2] 把這個數字?乘上2

[3] 然後?加上 5

[4] 再乘以 50

[5]把得到的數目 加上1760

[6]最後一個步驟,用這個數目減去你出生的那一年 (西元的 )

現在你會有一個三位數的數字?;

第一個位數:是你一開始選擇的數目

接下來的二個位數:就是你的年齡
( 請承認) → ? 真的就是如此

這個遊戲是計算出2010年的實足年齡 ,
請mail 所有您認識的人。

請把這個歡樂散佈出去吧?!

A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of kindness and got in the car.  The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman.  As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath.  She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.

She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her.

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA ' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them.

This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards.

So take heed and make sure you don t accept cards at any given time alone or from someone on the streets.  This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services.


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