Jokes for Mature Audience Boomers & Seniors

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David & Julie.jpgThis early morning, I got up at 5.05 am and started adding the 'Webinar Page' to my website. On this page,  I put in a webinar link to Jim Chao.  For some body who may not know who is Jim, you can check it out in the internet search.  He is a very young entrepreneur, marketing prodigy, ecommerce authority.  He is only  22.  Surprise!  Listen to what he says and you will be blown away. Click here to listen.

By the way I got a joke from a boomer buddy.  You may like it,

I sure the women will like this one more than the men.
            
Three Nuns and three Priests are traveling by train to a conference.  At the station, the three priests each buy a ticket and watch  as the nuns buy just one ticket between them.
 
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the priests.
 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the nuns.
 
They all board the train. The three priests take their respective seats but all three nuns cram into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on The priests see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the conference ended , they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see to their astonishment, that the nuns don't buy any ticket at all!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed priest?
 'Watch and learn,' answer the nuns.
 
 When they board the train, the priests cram themselves into a toilet, and the nuns cram into a toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the nuns leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. She knocks on their door and says,'Ticket please'

 I'm still trying to figure out why men think they are smarter than women.

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