Buddies, Boomers and Readers,THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"VIRGINITY is not DIGNITY. It's just a lack of opportunity! "
- by William Sexfear .
Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
A boss interviewed four girls for secretary ...
He asked each this question: A lady has two mouths.What is the difference between the two?
1st girl: One can talk and the other can't.
2nd girl: One is vertical and the other is horizontal.
3rd girl: Only one is hairy.
4th girl: I use upper one and my boss the lower
Guess who was hired?
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
Dentist: "Make up your mind, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. ."
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED"
Two gays were looking at Travel Brochures at a Travel Agency.
One of them said: "Let's try Greece this year."
The other answered: "Why? What's wrong with Vaseline?"
A young man ask an old man, "Sir, what is retirement?"
Old man: "Retirement is when you are replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home."
A farmer went to the river and saw five (5) nude girls swimming.
The girls protested, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Farmer: "It's OK. I'm here to feed the crocodiles!"
Old boys and buddies, if you have very nice jokes just like the ones you read above, send in yours and share with the rest of the world! You would refresh and make the world more happy.
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